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Dear Baby Bear,

This is a final reminder of your eviction date on the 28th March 2011. You were sent a notice at 37 weeks, offering less hormonal rages if you evacuated, but you have chosen to remain within the premises.

We have continued to receive complaints from Mummy Bear about heartburn, aches and pains, frequent urination and an inability to eat, sleep or walk without some kind of interruption for yourself. She has also asked us to remind you that you have a perfectly lovely nursery to reside in once you have been evicted, and questions why you choose to remain squished inside her uterus, when you clearly don't have enough room. Daddy Bear would like to comment that everybody is desperate for a cuddle, as well as the opportunity to open their mouth without being growled at by Mummy Bear.

So, on the 28th March 2011, the bailiffs are being sent in to remove you from the premises. It will be a long process, but you will end up in Mummy Bear's arms, and showered with love. You have until then to come out of your own accord.

Yours Sincerely,
The Hormone Police